The Hawaiian Predicament (part 11 of 30)
A few blocks away, a grand assembly was being met to discuss “urgent issues.”
“Here, here,” stated the man with the gauntlet, “Can we begin now please? We have a lot to discuss. I would like to open the floor up to Mr. Louis, who has planned the meeting.”
“Thank you mayor, I am so honored to be in your presence,” stated Louis, he was wearing his favorite outfit – a tight, hugging one piece pant suit. He thought it made him look nimble.
“Well ladies and gents, we have done it! After years of oppression and injustice, those Capitalist Fat Cats in Hawaii will lose their statehood!”
Loud applause roared from the crowd, one could hear a few whistles and “woot-woot’s.”
“But there is still so much to be done. Today, through my power at Disney, we were able to boycott all Hawaiian imports into the mainland. Their economy will falter and we will prevail!”
“Louis we love you!!!” erupted a woman from the crowd, proud of her hero and what he had done for mainland America.
“I love you too,” chimed Louis with a smile. The crowd roared with laughter. Louis continued, “there are however a few things I want to go over here. Namely, should the United States be “49 Nifty United States” or should we deem another area as our 50th state? Also, what are some other things we can do to get back at the Hawaiian regime? We still have time until the initiation to strip the volcanic region of its statehood is fully passed, and I would like nothing more than to destroy the mindset and will of those Hawaiians.”
“Ahem…” an older African-American woman in the front cleared her throat as she fidgeted in her seat.
“Yes,” said Louis as if to say “go on, tell everyone what you propose.”
“Oh…me,” the lady pointed to herself, “Oh, no, my throat hurts is all, I was just clearing it. I only came to this meeting to get a glance at you. And I am not disappointed,” the woman said as she snapped her fingers and waved her head side to side.